Monday, April 09, 2007

What Sucks...Quick Hits!

...Imus: This Guy Looks Like Shit
Say what you will about the sensation surrounding his off-color remarks on the Rutgers Women’s Basketball team- there’s no debate that this guy looks like hell. Seriously, this dude makes Jeff Van Gundy look like a picture of health. Here’s my question- facially, how the hell are we gonna know when he dies?

...Marshmallow Bunny Easter Candy
A quick list of things that are better for you to eat than Marshmallow Bunnies
1) Actual, whole, live bunnies
2) This Pork.
3) Hepatitis C
Why are these things bought? Are they even still made, or are we still using the original batch from 1948?

...Charley Horses
An “out of nowhere”, sharp pain that attacks your legs. I blame God.

...Hairless Cats
Put clothes on these things, they scare the shit out of me. It’s like the result of a three way between a Chihuahua, a bat and Satan.

...Connie Selleca’s Taste in Husbands…
First Gil Gerard, then John Tesh. Apparently Connie Selleca was out there, available, looking for a husband- twice, and all that showed up was Buck Rogers and Tesh. I don’t get it. Then again, perhaps I’m just hating on this one, haunted with the thought that maybe another time, another place, I could have had a shot.

1 comment:

LA said...

Word on the charley horses. They truly suck.