Monday, April 09, 2007
What Sucks...Quick Hits!
...Imus: This Guy Looks Like Shit
Say what you will about the sensation surrounding his off-color remarks on the Rutgers Women’s Basketball team- there’s no debate that this guy looks like hell. Seriously, this dude makes Jeff Van Gundy look like a picture of health. Here’s my question- facially, how the hell are we gonna know when he dies?
...Marshmallow Bunny Easter Candy
A quick list of things that are better for you to eat than Marshmallow Bunnies
1) Actual, whole, live bunnies
2) This Pork.
3) Hepatitis C
Why are these things bought? Are they even still made, or are we still using the original batch from 1948?
An “out of nowhere”, sharp pain that attacks your legs. I blame God.
Put clothes on these things, they scare the shit out of me. It’s like the result of a three way between a Chihuahua, a bat and Satan.
...Connie Selleca’s Taste in Husbands…
First Gil Gerard, then John Tesh. Apparently Connie Selleca was out there, available, looking for a husband- twice, and all that showed up was Buck Rogers and Tesh. I don’t get it. Then again, perhaps I’m just hating on this one, haunted with the thought that maybe another time, another place, I could have had a shot.