Tuesday, April 24, 2007
What Sucks…CNN.COM Entertainment: Really Grabbing At Shit Today
What’s Donny Osmond up to now? Are you serious? Who gives a shit? I don’t think Marie Osmond asks that. Here’s a question, CNN.COM Entertainment: why Donny Osmond? Why not “What’s William Katt up to now?" Why not "What's Bai Ling up to now?"
Here’s another question: why are you working at that job if you obviously give so little of a shit about it? On another glance I see that CNN.com AND Entertainment Weekly are asking “What’s Donny Osmond up to now?”
Are you telling me TWO major media entities came together to ask this? In that case, what IS Donny Osmond up to? Is he fucking alligators and shitting otters*?
*Denotes me trying to start a new expression, in this case to describe something totally newsworthy. We’ll see how it goes.