Tuesday, April 10, 2007

What Sucks...Avril Lavigne


Why is Avril Lavigne always telling me to go fuck myself?


This is her "thing"? To give the finger? Can someone have that as a "thing"? How weak.



Is it that she feels she's being pestered by the paparazzi? Why do I get the bird? I didn't write "Complicated".



Look, I do as little “Avril Lavigne picture-looking” as possible, I am not driving the market here- believe me- as a matter of fact, if there was a way I could lower the small amount of Avril pictures I do see, I certainly would. Yet I am constantly told to fuck myself by the girl who sings "Skater Boi".

I don't need it. It sucks.


No Avril, F YOU!

15 comments:

Jenna said...

"Why do I get the bird? I didn't write "Complicated". "
Neither did she. Poser.

dehumidifier said...

she's so hard core. she's like the hardest core person at hot topic.

Susie said...

A famous person named [redacted] once told me Debbie Harry would give the finger to everyone as then paparazzi wouldn't sell their photos to anyone. Apparently she'd walk through airports with her finger right infront of her face like a magic paparazzi go away charm.

but in this day and age, the pics still live on. Still, if she positionhs her finger right in front of her face, the pic can't be published in a fam magazine without blurring, thus rendering the photo useless. I don't know.

Anonymous said...

I think she's hot.

Anonymous said...

I think she's hot.

NOTAFAN said...

Please DO NOT use Debbie Harry's name with Avril in the same conversation or compare her to her. Debbie would have Avril for breakfast.

DAMIAN said...

HMMMMM... TANYA HARDING LOOKS TANYA HARDING PERSONALITY

Anonymous said...

how do you know
Avril is like you never knew her you never met her. Mabey you don't like her songs. Avril may be mad a the paparazzi because they always take pics of her and follow her when she wants alone time. You don't know what its like to be famous neither do i but dont make bad comments till you know the truth

Anonymous said...

First of all the bitch looks like a damn camel. Second of all she's got such a HOT BODY. nothing turns ME ON more than a "girl" whos built like a 7 year old boy. I love the way she SOOO PUNK ROOOOCK with her stupid fucking HOT PINK skulls and cross bones!!! i mean WOW IF THATS NOT HARD CORE I DONT KNOW WHAT IS!! no but the best thing is her snaggle tooth. lets not forget how shes married and singing about13 year old situations. ooooh im gunna take ur bf like ttootaalllyy DUUHHH!! and the deepness of her lyrics really touches me. "shes like so whatever." as if that had any meaning in any language other than ditzy retard.thats the same language she speaks in her "professional interviews". i wish something horrible would happen to her. i mean really, not physically, because i think hurting her emotionally would be so much more painful... maybe like battery acid to the face so she cant pretend to be good looking anymore then live a life of sorrow and failure... yea. i sleep better just hoping for it.and if i hear that twat faced whore speak japanese one more time ill cut her tongue out. thats not a threat its a fucking promise.

Anonymous said...

I don't care what anyone says, I love this chick. I am glad she does not conform to way eveyone wants her to. I think Avril is smoking hot, If I was her I would give you the finger too.

Avril Lavigne said...

after all of these years people are still giving the finger like its cool. giving the finger to avoid the paps is genius tho

Willie Knox said...

Avril Lavigne refuses to believe that she is a Pop music artist who sings and writes Pop music, and she claims that she is a, "Rock chick" and a, "Skater chick" who sings and writes Rock music. What a poser and she looks so ugly!

Corey Groves said...

I just wanted to say that Avril Lavigne needs to do the world a really big favor and drop dead because her new hit single, "Here's To Never Growing Up" speaks the truth about her. I don't care if Avril is only being herself, she needs to grow up and stop acting and dressing like a wild teenager because she isn't a wild teenager anymore. She is already a grown woman who will be 29 years-old on September 27th., and she needs to start acting and dressing like it because she can't go around acting and dressing like a wild teenager for the rest of her life. The day that she becomes a, "Rock chick" or a, "Skater chick" who sings and writes Rock music will be the day when pigs fly because not only that she fakes her way on playing the guitar by playing only a few chords on it, also because she doesn't know how to ollie and she doesn't know how to do any tricks on a skateboard. I don't find her physically attractive at all, and I never will because she looks like a plastic Barbie doll who dyed her hair blonde and added some green and pink streaks to it. She is one of the most biggest posers in the music industry who thinks that she is so hardcore because she wears clothes and accessories from Hot Topic. She is so fake. End of story.

Maria Colon said...

Avril Lavigne needs to give up on singing and go back to High School so that she can learn how to spell, "Sk8er Boi" because the way she spells it looks so retarded.

guitar gitbox said...

avril lavigne is a no-talent phony poser who SUCKS!!

It figures she married that loser hemorrhoid from nickelback kroeger

nickelback SUCKS !!