So, at this point, it's Nifong, 6 to 2. Don't ask me how I came to that cause a lot of people voted for both of them. And I attributed the "they both suck penis" and "they lick ass" as a vote for both.
In this current circumstance, Nifong did the suckier thing. Imus (a shock jock) said something "outrageous". Say it ain't so? Imus has made a living at being a douchebag, whereas Nifong is just an amateur. Thus, in the grand scheme of things, Imus is the bigger douchebag and Nifong is just a Johnny-come-lately.
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12 comments:
i go with nifong for this incident but with imus for a lifetime achievement of not being funny
Nifong takes the early lead...
(I say Nifong wins, the spread is +4)
nifong for the win. imus just seems senile. which is probably because he is 118 years old.
they both suck penis!
they lick ass!!
I'd have to say Nifong for the win!
Imus is a pompous idiot, but Nifong has a bad moral character.
So, at this point, it's Nifong, 6 to 2. Don't ask me how I came to that cause a lot of people voted for both of them. And I attributed the "they both suck penis" and "they lick ass" as a vote for both.
NIFONG DID A HALF ASSED JOB, SO WHAT. THATS WHAT MADE AMERIKA GREAT.
sirry, sirry for yellin.
who`s imus?
In this current circumstance, Nifong did the suckier thing. Imus (a shock jock) said something "outrageous". Say it ain't so? Imus has made a living at being a douchebag, whereas Nifong is just an amateur. Thus, in the grand scheme of things, Imus is the bigger douchebag and Nifong is just a Johnny-come-lately.
Hmmm... Hurting people's feelings vs ruining people's lives... tough decision.
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