You’re being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and the best you can do is have Sammy Hagar and the guy with the JD Bass show up?
Where’s Eddie? Where’s Diamond Dave? Where’s Alex? It’s easier to get Israel and the PLO in the same room.
I thought after you tried to hire the guy from Extreme as your lead singer you couldn’t be a bigger bunch of dicks. I was wrong.
Last night Van Halen was kind of inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Not that you’d know if you were there. The lineup they were able to produce featured…
- Sammy Hagar (no longer in band)
- Michael Anthony (no longer in band)
- Paul Schaffer (never in band)
- A bunch of dudes from Velvet Revolver. (in Velvet Revolver)
Only one person who appeared in the Hot For Teacher video? That’s weak.
And now your reunion tour is cancelled? Guess what? Like ANY of us thought you’d show up in the first place. Axl Rose is looking at you a-holes and shaking his head. Get your shit together.
What did this homeless man do with Eddie Van Halen?