Wednesday, March 14, 2007

What Sucks…MSNBC & Dog Sperm Banks: Perv Watch V.9


Dog sperm banks? Nice try, pervs. As if dogs need any encouragement to hump something. Sexually speaking, they are disgusting, horny animals, with red "things", and anyone who looking to set up a service in which their sperm is “harvested”, “frozen” and “stored”, spends way too much time thinking about dog spooge.

By the way, if you can’t get your dog to mate during his lifetime, there’s something wrong with your dog and perhaps he shouldn’t procreate. It's a well known fact dogs are so apt to "doing it" that if you DON’T get your dog neutered, you are looked down upon as a bad dog owner. These are animals who after getting their "wee-wees" snipped, will still go to town on a leg for hours if not beaten away.

There is no need for dog sperm banks, much less the cottage industry of pervs depicted in this disturbing article.

If you are unfortunate enough to lose your dog and want to get another, check out any dog shelter that has about 75 extra pooches that were sired by dogs outside of a Petri dish, and stop dealing with, touching and thinking about doggie sperm, you pervs.

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