Thursday, March 01, 2007

What Sucks...Being A Bathroom Attendant


Waiting for guys to do number one or number two in a crowded restroom, then handing them a towel if they happen to wash their hands after doing their “business”. Damn that is not a great job. I mean what is a good day? You come home and tell your wife “No dumps today!”? "I was there when he broke the seal!"? No human being should have to say that to his wife.

Also, who can be happy with the supply of hygiene materials? Great, let me use deodorant that has been made available to every douchebag that has been in this club. No thanks, I’ll take my chances with B.O. I like how they make breath mints available- you must have just smoked a cigar made of shit to take your bathroom attendant up on his offer of a breath mint or a shot of mouth wash.

And what’s with the dressing up? Sitting in a restroom in a tux has to make you think about some of the choices you’ve made in your life. Maybe you shouldn’t have, well, done most of the things you did in your life. At least rodeo clowns can go out with the people they work with when they get off.

5 comments:

Susie said...

THE LAST PARAGRAPH IS GENIUS!!!

Anonymous said...

your and idiot most bath room attendents make more in one night than you do in a week. Beleve it!!! They wook 4 hours a night and make 20-100 buck and hour. Dont be mad cause they take you hard earned bucks just for sitinng on thier Ass.

deluca said...

No bathroom attendant makes more than me, anonymous! And what the hell is "wook"?!

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