Tuesday, February 06, 2007

What Sucks...This Astronaut


Love triangles often hurt but when they involve someone wearing adult diapers, they hurt more.

Meet Lisa Nowak, who up until now was known for one extraordinary thing- going to space, she is now known for another.



Wow going to space just seems more like an afterthought, huh?

Think of all the streets, plazas and public school gymnasiums in her hometown that used to be named for their pride and joy astronaut and are now currently named for someone who drove 950 miles from Houston to Orlando in an adult diaper.

What were the APB’s like for this one?

“Suspect may have space helmet and is wearing diapers…”

I mean, you’re going to have to stop for gas ANYWAY. What’s 3 more minutes to hit the bathroom?

What the hell happened to NASA by the way? Buzz Aldrin would never pull this shit.

Somewhere a tear rolls down John Glenn's face, as he sits in adult diapers.


At least the Runaway Bride used the facilities.

2 comments:

Karen said...

I had the same thought about "off-loading" when stopping for gas. Then my husband pointed out that as an astronaut, she's used to pooping in her suit, or whatever, up in space anyway. For the casual observer, it's a big layer of crazy on an already bizarre story. But maybe for her, it's just another day at the office.

Anonymous said...

Houston and Orlando are on earth! No excuse, karen. This is not a "when in rome" astronaut thing.