This week’s big story? Whores.
First off, where’s Lohan? And any celebration of rich, drunken, “vag-showees” HAS to include Lohan. She was a pioneer practically started the craze.
Secondly, you are Newsweek. WTF? Ahem, I guess the war is over. I hadn’t heard. I love how "Shite Death Cults" is in a banner over Paris and Britney.
Sorry, I feel obliged to do this joke…
Well, at least US Weekly got it right.