Wednesday, February 28, 2007
What Sucks…Long Burial Waits: The New Black
Who will win? Which family can keep the corpse of a famous person above ground longest? Right now James Brown’s people are in the lead- but Anna Nicole Smith’s handlers are making a miracle run!
Here are the standings…
Clearly James Brown (hardest working corpse) has what one would think is an insurmountable lead, but with Anna Nicole’s mom and that wacky judge and the fact that the whole court case is taking place in Florida, you never know.
My money is on JB, but if Lohan kicks it “will-less” this Spring, all bets are off!