Wednesday, February 21, 2007

What Sucks...Britney (again)


Did you see that bald head followed by a cloud of dust running away from your local rehab center? Britney's bailed again, just in time to launch herself into 1st place in the BCI Coaches "Biggest Train Wreck In America" Poll. You think she thinks you can literally check in and out of rehab, like does she know you're supposed to stay there?

By the way here are the standings...

1) BRITNEY SPEARS
2) ANNA NICOLE SMITH*
3) PARIS HILTON
4) ANNA NICOLE SMITH**
5) NICOLE RITCHIE (didn't she almost go to jail this week?)
6) LOHAN
7) PAULA ABDUL
8) TYRA BANKS
9) (tie) COURTNEY LOVE^/ COURTNEY LOVE^^
10) CHARACTER ACTRESS HOLLAND TAYLOR

*denotes in death
**denotes in life
^denotes while on a drug binge
^^denotes while sober

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