Monday, January 08, 2007

What Sucks...Put Him In The Hole Already!

Ford Funeral Diary: Day 15

Dear Diary,

We’re in Michigan now, this is turning into a Phish tour. I swear to God, Betty Ford was NOT in a wheel chair when this thing started. Look at her, she’s exhausted, Ford’s body just earned 24 thousand frequent flyer miles!

The coverage of this event has been thorough to say the least but I have detected a change as the burial process has lingered. Look at these headlines from across the country.

And I think this one really hammers home the point about just how long it is taking to bury our 38th President.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

He's probably stumbling in his coffin over how long this is taking!