Monday, January 22, 2007
What Sucks...New Kleenex Commercials
What is wrong with us?
This is a tissue commercial, right? Or is it a short film about how easy it is to recruit people for cults? Maybe is a documentary about how many lonely people there are out there who’ll talk to anybody who will listen to them. I can’t really tell either way, I only hope everyone in it is getting their SAG card.
Think someone in the Kleenex’s marketing department is feeling a little self-important these days? Are they trying to get me to look at a tissue commercial and say “this film changed my life”? Are tissues this important, cause earlier today about 50 million teenagers across the country spanked into one while looking at Lohan’s latest nip slip. Where’s their couch in the street commercial?
Hey Kleenex, get over yourself- you catch snot!
By the way, where the hell was this filmed? Depression-ville, USA? Somebody send a team of shrinks over there STAT.