Seriously, nice job.
Ever think some where along the line you maybe should have coached a softball team or something? Perhaps SUPERVISE one of those sleepovers? I don’t know, maybe setting a curfew of “sometime Thursday” wasn’t such a great idea in retrospect. I know hindsight is 20/20 and all but look at these pictures- at this point a mug shot would yield a sigh of relief. What am I saying? At this point a picture with her holding only ONE dick would yield a sigh of relief.
Baby's first sex tape. Nice.
You guys make Dina Lohan look like Claire Huxtable.
The top hat, nice touch.
I don’t know, was Saddam a better parent?
Exposed as what? A whore? You’re a little late.
At this point I’m shocked when I see a picture of her, without a pipe, a guy’s privates in her mouth or as you can see from this new video where she’s added racism to her repertoire, a white hood.
Your daughter's crotch is the place to be- for bacteria.
(link from the very funny What Would Tyler Durden Do?)