Friday, December 22, 2006

What Sucks...Time's Person of the Year (No Offense!)


2nd worst call by Time ever.

Ahem, worst call.


So what, you watch some videos of a couple of guys taking a shot in the nuts, and that makes you Man of the Year?

Okay, that seems pretty fair- you’re now tied with Nelson Mandela, Martin Luther King and Gandhi for Man of the Years. AND you’re only one behind Winston Churchill- who knows, next year if you learn to bowl with your privates, and that becomes a big thing, you could pull within one of FDR (who lead us out of the Depression and through WW2) for all time lead.

Nice job cheapening your award, Time. It's a good bet that 78% of the people you just gave it to have mustard on their shit right now. Who's gonna win next year, Fiona Apple?


Only one of these a-holes made their Man of the Year awards at a 6 Flags Amusement Park.


By the way, for the 14th year in a row Paul Prudome took home the “Thyme Man of the Year Award”, not that you fucking care, but its now just as prominent.

Congrats.

1 comment:

Jenna said...

What did Fiona Apple ever do to you man?