Hey ABC News, get out of the bedroom of seals, you pervs.
By the way, I've never been weirded out more by the way a "technology and science" report" was written. Let me ask you a question about paragraph two where you write...
"Weaker males would not normally have a chance with the females who usually go for the more dominant types..."
“Go for the more dominant types”? We're still talking about seals, right?
I’ve never seen seal boinking reported on with such vigor unless…you pervs aren’t talking about seal sex.
Clearly you don’t have the guts to be upfront about it, so I’ll say it here- if “seal” is a metaphor for “guy who works at ABC news” you should be ashamed of yourselves. I don’t need to know that you fuck more when the weather is warmer.
I don't know what this metaphor is supposed to accomplish for you, but I hope its unsuccessful, you pervs. If this really is about seal f-ing, maybe just report the facts without getting your baggage all over it.
Getting some? Keep it to yourself.