Friday, November 10, 2006

What Sucks...The Reaper

Heaven is a little more grizzled today and the reaper is completely out of control.

Oscar winning actor Jack Palance was in 100's of movies before he did City Slickers and Cops and Robertsons. For some reason he was selected to host "Ripley's Believe It or Not" where every segment he did, be it about the world's fattest man or the longest recorded fingernails, would scare the shit out of me.

The reaper is hunting character actors like Vader hunted Jedi's. F him. (The reaper, I mean.)

As for Jack, I bet he's doing some one-armed push-ups for the Lord right now, and I bet she's laughing her black-ass off.

Jack Palance, RIP.

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