Friday, November 03, 2006

What Sucks...Flavored Toothpaste

Seriously, what the fuck?

Is it really a good idea to rub your teeth with lemon ice or vanilla flavor? Isn’t the reason I’m brushing my teeth in the first place is to get a crappy taste out of my mouth?

I don’t understand flavored toothpaste. Toothpaste is supposed to taste the way it does- clean, fresh. 50% of brushing your teeth is for other people- I mean is the french vanilla toothpaste gonna take care of that gyro you ate for lunch? Or the morning breath you wake up with that could repel a hoarde of zombies?

And shouldn't kids know that not everything is fruit flavored? What kind of pussies are we raising? If a kid wants to taste bubble gum, they can have bubble gum, toothpaste should freshen breath and clean teeth- must every thing be sweetened?

I'm sorry but rubbing something that tastes like a Cinnabon on your teeth can not be good for you, or society.

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