Thursday, November 02, 2006

What Sucks...Elisabeth Hasselbeck


Holy shit she sucks. Here she is (via the Best Week Ever Blog ) ripping John Kerry apart for his fumbled joke thingie. Now don’t get me wrong, The View has long been acid for the soul. It’s crimes against humanity are long and well documented, it has made Star Jones a household name, given us the high maintenance Lisa Ling, and has brought Rosie O’Donnell back to television on a regular basis (in a non-Riding The Bus With My Sister role, which is unforgivable).

But here Elisabeth puts forth her take on Kerry joke-gate with an astounding lack of acumen. Now mind you, to be completely fair, I did a little soul searching here, asking myself if I think she sucks because her position on this Kerry thing is different than mine, or because she just plain old sucks.

And I think it’s that she plain old sucks. It’s her argument.

I honestly believe I can take a well-measured, coherent argument about how Kerry is an A-Hole, and I know I can certainly make one on the many aspects of how he is an ass. But Elisabeth here takes great pains to show she really doesn’t have a handle on what happened at all and subsequently, we see the results- her being pwn3d by intellectual heavyweight, Joy Behar.

Elisabeth is thankful Kerry isn’t the president, which as she points out “was a possibility” (really?), because he is “elitist”, however she has no problem with Bush because, I suppose, of his humble upbringing.

She goes on to hammer Kerry on what he said as being hurtful to the troops and to their families, even comparing him to “…Mel Gibson without the booze…” (to be fair, Kerry may have called Gen.Richardo Sanchez “sugar-tits”.)

Elisabeth jumps on the party line of being outraged by what Kerry said, even though the evidence is there that he, while being an ass no doubt, merely bungled a joke. Does she understand that Cheney, Bush, et al were only pleased that Kerry stuck his foot in his mouth from a political standpoint, and that making him look bad politically gave them a rare moment to smile? As everyone starts to come down from this and recognize what happened, Kerry said something stupid and the Republicans made him look bad, it seems that she is the only one who still thinks Kerry, a decorated war hero, doesn’t respect the military.

Also, her husband couldn’t beat out Jared Lorenzen for the #2 quarterback spot on the Giants.

18 comments:

cyn said...

when i see w.a.s.p.s i want to get the worlds biggest fly swatter...

Anonymous said...

racist

Anonymous said...

she sucks

nina said...

She just sucks. She's a nobody. What did she ever do? She was on Survivor, and she didn't even win.

Isn't it time for her to be voted off The View?

Anonymous said...

She is obviously only on the show because of her Republican views. She is a puppet for Fox News. I find it hard to believe she could even formulate an opinion on her own. Even if she doesn't truly believe half the things she says, she has to maintain her stupid opinon because it makes the show controversial and so she can keep her job.

Anonymous said...

I find her completely and totally annoying and ignorant. She does not represent any true New Yorker's toughts. Elizabeth needs to get off the view and maybe find a small town in the south to talk her crap to.

Anonymous said...

I dont know what world she thinks she is living in but she better open up her eyes...Fox news puppet is exactly RIGHT..it's a scary world when we have people like this that vote.

JustZee said...

Someone please.....get Elisabeth hasselbeck off of the view....that crap that comes out of her mouth has reached an all time stench!!! Go Away Elisabeth....go far away!!!

Anonymous said...

thanks for this website...it's GREAT!Too bad I can't say the same for Elisab****! She is such a snob,she gives her opinion on matters that take place in the real world,but she's uppity and stupid and has NO CLUE about the world outside of the View. She should apply for a job working for Bush...since it seems as if she's not too far from "his bush". I can't take seeing that brown noser anymore. They need to impeach her off the show.

Bobby Kelly said...

She is an embarrassment to Boston College...you f'ing suck

Anonymous said...

One person dares air their Conservative views on television, and everyone freaks. Being on the other end of the coin, we have to hear all your hippie bleeding heart psychobabble constantly, and we suck it up. Why can't you?

Dean said...

Agreed. Vote her off the island. She's a lightweight.

Anonymous said...

Surely Bill G. and Barbara W. could find some other republican that could argue intelligently for the republican viewpoint. Elizabeth's comments are so supid that she infuriates others rather than causing them to think. I am a demo; however, I still like to listen other viewpoints to reinforce my position. I cannot possibly watch this show with EH in it. She makes me too angry.

Anonymous said...

I UNDERSTAND HAVING YOUR OWN VIEW BUT WHEN YOUR SO NARROWED MINDED AND DON'T ACTUALLY CONSIDER,"WELL HEY WHAT THEIR SAYING IS ACTUALLY TRUE" THEN YOU AREN'T OPENING UP YOUR VIEWS.... SHE IS REALLY SNOBBY AND NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES THEY SAY HEY WE'RE FRIENDS AFTER THE CAMERA GUY IS DONE FILMING,WE ALL KNOW THIS IS A LIE...

Anonymous said...

she is sooo far to the right she speaks republicn while she sleeps

Matt from LTE said...

I'm sorry to tell you this, because I agree with you completely about Elisabeth but yes, you did cause your parents' divorce. It's always the kid(s). Either way, great blog. This is my first visit...ring a bell or something, would ya?

Anonymous said...

Ok,here's tha skinny; Hasselbeck is a shill for ABC. Take a few seconds to study this fact. It's all about the money. Hasselbeck is so hated that it stirs interest in the show. She is so right-wing she looks ridicules. It is way obvious that she is motivated by opinion formed by others and provides nothing except rude and elitist prattle. She has been a husbandman for the union of ABC and it's owners with the Republican party. If the truth be known, she probably sucks all the way to the bank laughing.

Bill said...

Went to college with her. Was a bitch. Is a bitch. Will continue to be a bitch.
Fire her, please.