Wednesday, October 04, 2006

What Sucks...This Month's GQ


Is this still a men’s magazine?

Josh Harnett Is Back?

From where, a world wide trip making shitty movies?

Is he back? Cause let me know, maybe he can apologize for “Lucky Number Slevin” and “40 Days and 40 Nights”.

What a weak-ass cover story. Was he ever here? Cause all the evidence I have of his existence is a pile of shit that reads “Hollywood Homicide”, “Wicker Park” and “Pearl Harbor”.

Spoiler alert- he ain’t back.

What’s GQ’s cover next week?



DeLuise. Back.

6 comments:

Mo! said...

Belushi's Back

dehumidifier said...

this is my favorite new blog.

Anonymous said...

Chris, do you know how to change a car battery? I'm having car trouble.

julius said...

You either have to disconnect the positive terminal first or the negative one first. I can't remember which, but I do remember that if you do the wrong one, it will kill you.

Good luck!

Ben said...

I can confirm that Julius is absolutely right.

Zack said...

What, "We Finally Found The G-Spot" doesn't bump this straight to the top of your reading list? Come on. Besides, I can just see the new advertising blitz: GQ: Boldly Going Where Maxim and Stuff Have Only Gone 7,312 Times Before.