Saturday, October 14, 2006

What Sucks…The “Freedom Fries” Guy, Congressman Bob Ney

Going to “Freedom Jail”. Maybe to be someone’s “Freedom Bitch”.

Bob Ney, the Republican congressman, or if you work for FOX News, the Democratic congressman, was convicted yesterday, pleading guilty to making false statements and taking bribes from Jack Ambramoff and his clients.

Ney is the guy who changed French Fries to “Freedom Fries” on the House food service menu because he was pissed that France was not participating on the Iraq invasion. Here are some other things he may soon be changing-

Shiv to “Freedom Shiv”.
Jailhouse Ink, to “Freedom Jailhouse Ink”.
Boof to “Freedom Boof”.
Booty Checks to “Freedom Booty Checks”.
Shank to “Freedom Shank”.
Cigarettes for him to trade for his ass to “Freedom Cigarettes for him to trade for his ass”.

But honestly, he’ll probably do some time, if any, in one of those country club places, where he’ll probably only need to have “Freedom Booty Checks.”


J. said...

and, well--maybe in prison they'll free his scalp from that hideous toupe?

Dan said...

Freedom Shiv! Ho!