Monday, October 30, 2006
Hey Oprah, WTF?!
Thanks for the $1000 dollar debit card that I can only spend on charitable causes. No seriously, this is much better than giving me a brand new car or paying off all my debt. Great, I will love going around giving away money I could totally use, you sadistic megalomaniac!
Maybe this month you’ll be on the cover of “O” and “Mind Fuck Weekly”.
Let me ask you a question is the "Get Stedman A Sack" a charitable cause? These people expected sailboats!
At least when you go see Maury you know what you’re getting- (usually an STD).