Monday, October 30, 2006

What Sucks...Goblins


Goblins. I’m not impressed. Easily the worse mythical Halloween creature. Are kids really supposed to be scared of these things?

I can see demons, flesh eating zombies or ghosts with no heads riding on horses scaring the shit out of you, but Goblins? They’re more annoying than anything else.

Check out the short list of stuff they’re famous for…(from the very spiritual Wikipedia).

Here are some highlights.
- They hide small objects, tip over pails of milk and alter signposts.
- They steal horses and ride them all night, returning them by morning thus causing your horse to be exhausted.
- When they laugh, milk goes sour.
- And when speaking in human they often refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

Wow. I’m scared, a bad-ass gnome.

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