Jesus. What a gig. You think there’s 9 seconds of thought put into this?
By the way, if you’re eating whole grin oatmeal to lower your cholesterol count, you should know that that is “Five minutes ago.” What a scam.
In: Bullshitting people into giving you a ridiculously easy gig.
Out: Getting a real job.
Five minutes ago: Giving a shit.
3 comments:
It can't be that easy to fill nine whole boxes. Those five word blurbs take awhile to come up with. Or not?
I like "whole grin oatmeal," it plasters a phony smile on my face that lasts at least until my first cigarette.
Ya know what sucks? That I didn't discover this blog until just yesterday. I can only imagine what kind of pessimistic, cynical, and of course wonderful, scorn I've missed out on!
Bookmarked.
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