Monday, October 16, 2006

What Sucks…Cat Power As Make-Out Music*

Look, as a songwriter, she’s very talented, and she certainly offers some very interesting takes on other people’s songs in concert, but as far as getting a woman “in the mood”, she sucks. If she’s playing in the background, and you’re trying to get busy, get it off. I don’t care if you’re making out with your wife or just saved the life of the girl you were with- she will kill the mood. And with some of her music, especially anything off of "Moon Pix" reports of it taking a week to ten days to recover, are not uncommon.

Ed. note- keep a copy of Led Zeppelin III with you- as an effective remedy to the CP.

Gets the job done.

*Denotes: This does not apply to lesbians.

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