Is Candy Corn the single most repulsive Halloween candy? Because I don’t know anyone who likes them.
As a matter of fact, and I think I speak for all kids when I say this, if you bought a bag of this yellow, orange and brown shit to give out to trick or treaters this year, do us all a favor and just don’t open the door when it’s knocked on today, because you don’t get it.
Admit it, you gave up. You quit on Halloween and trick or treaters and you should be ashamed.
When you bought candy corns, you walked into some supermarket or drug store, passed countless bags of perfectly fine bite sized Twix’s, Milky Ways or 100 Grand bars, and grabbed a bag of something that clearly has been laying in the store since 1982.
You said, “No, I’ll stay away from the fun pack of Skittles, and instead give out these things that are made of wax, taste nothing like corn and look like homeless people’s teeth."
A WHAT SUCKS CLASSIC! (ahem, repeat) HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
6 comments:
Excellent idea! I'll be handing out homeless people's teeth next year!
I like candy corns
Candy corn is delicious silly boy, now bend over my knee you need a spanking.
do NOT click on the above name/ link. Jeez, candy corn really brings out the pervs.
ABSOLUTELY DO NOT CLICK ON EVERYTHINGMAKESMEHORNY.
It is a porn site and he downloads smut and viruses onto your computer.
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