Hey a-hole, worry about earth right now.
I mean I'm glad we're safe from Klingons and the fish guy from Return of the Jedi in case he goes all rogue on our asses, but ah, you know, how do I put this, ah…Iraq? North Korea? Mark Foley, you tremendous douchebag.
And before I get a bunch of angry comments here because I have "overstepped my bounds" or something, let me just say relax everyone, I know Admiral Ackbar would never go "all rogue on our asses".
Not a threat.
So thanks for taking a day off and setting the Space thing straight, dickweed- maybe next week, can you do something about The Others?