Wednesday, September 20, 2006

What Sucks...Walking Sharks

All we fucking need.

Scientists discovered a previously unknown species of shark that can walk on its fins.

Great, so one day we'll run from sharks. Terrific. I'll look forward to it. In the meantime, I'm buying a gun. I'll be safe I guess until they discover Bulletproof sharks.

Thanks God! Why not give sharks those cool Chinese Throwing Stars too?

Sharks can walk!


Ben said...

I was counting on Steve Irwin to protect us, so I guess we're pretty screwed.

Susie said...

Holy crap this is funny.

Anonymous said...

LMfaooooooo yo omg dats maad funny. They're gonna make a new Jaws