Tuesday, September 12, 2006

What Sucks...Snakes!


Who the fuck do snakes think they are lately? They are completely out of control.
Look at this fucking snake. Yeah, you guessed it, he went and ate an entire pregnant sheep in one fucking gulp.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20372915-5006003,00.html

Look at you- you look ridiculous! With this behavior, tell me again how I'm wrong to be afraid of you and want you all dead. Tell me again why I should speak up and give human's crap when they try and develop the land you live in, in order to make homes or theme parks or whatever for people? I’m right about this- you slither with your tongues flickering out of your mouth all the time, many of you are poisonous and you regularly shed your skin. I should leave you around so you can swallow sheep?

And look at this snake- HE ATE AN ELECTRIC BLANKET AND HAD TO GET SURGERY!


And who paid for that surgery? Another snake? I don't think so.

Maybe I'm crazy. Maybe I'm over-reacting. Maybe snakes are beautiful, misunderstood creatures...



Or maybe they explode after trying to eat an aligator!

2 comments:

rootie Kazootie said...

awesome -- the snake had me peeing in my pants

Keep it up

dave said...

wish i could get the snake to eat my girlfriend