Thursday, September 21, 2006

What Sucks…Corrupt Governors Who Happen To Be Gay, On Oprah


Oprah has been played by Former NJ Governor Jim McGreevey. It's not entirely her fault though, McGreevey really did leave a lot out of his public statements.

For example, everyone remembers this…
“I am a gay American. Shamefully, I engaged in an adult, consensual affair with another man.”

When he should have said…
“I am a corrupt, Gay American. Shamefully, I engaged in an adult, consensual affair with another man while taking funds allocated for 9-11 safety, and paying them to a buddy of mine.”

You may remember this…
"Given the circumstances surrounding the affair and its likely impact upon my family and my ability to govern, I have decided the right course of action is to resign.”

When he should have said…
"Given the circumstances surrounding the affair and its likely impact upon my family and my ability to govern, I have decided the right course of action is to resign, lest people start thinking that all gay dudes are corrupt.”


That’s right, this dude was so corrupt as Jersey Governor, he came out of the closet in order to call attention away from his fraudulence- an unprecedented move, even in New Jersey! At least Former Sen. Bob "The Torch" Torricelli had the decency to resign in disgrace*.
*denotes: after being told repeatedly by everyone in the State.












Former Senator Bob Torricelli, just corrupt. (Not gay.)
Jim McGreevey is not, "no longer governor” because he is gay, he is no longer governor because he was dirty. Corruption has nothing to do with gayness- it’s not like he was bribed by someone with tickets to see Hugh Jackman in "The Boy From Oz". He wasn't changing New Jersey's slogan to "New Jersey and you, perfect together...in ass-less chaps!" (Sorry).

So please, remember Jim McGreevey- corrupt 1st, gay 2nd.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why are you so threatened by gay people? I think you should take a long look at yourself.

Chris DeLuca said...

Anonymous, I don't like to take long looks at myself under any circumstances. But don't be like Oprah and think this is about gayness.

Anonymous said...

chris, did you ever pick up the milk and paper towels you needed?

Chris DeLuca said...

You are a mysterious dude, anonymous.